"In general, though, sports need more than just what's on the field or court to keep spectators interested. Fans need reasons to care. They need a story" — Justin Fox
"But nevertheless by all available accounts, and by contrast with human beings, masturbation to completion is an exceedingly rare phenomenon in other species with capable hands very much like our own" — Jesse Bering
"Creativity means going against what you've learned. So however much you might hear people say there's a right way and a wrong way, that will always be accompanied by, 'Except when I do it'" — Anthony Bourdain
To be happier, make more money, but don't want to make more money — Eric Barker
Only hot girls care about Facebook privacy — Gizmodo
From the wonderful Jessica Hagy:
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